12/20/2011

WELCOME, to the ME SIDE!!!


December 18th, 2011. 2.06am


Farewarning!

What you'll see BEYOND THIS PAGE is top secret above confidential not something to be talked about. Nor it is to be spread because i'm gonna have to kill you if you do.

REMARKS > It is about my opinions on things
- "whether it's news, seemingly random things or just a topic to poke on people's asses nerves, i'll be sure to write about it."
+ "have you done it so far?"
- "eee... *looks away* that cloud looks like an elephant don't you think?"

OPINIONS > It is about the things that come out of my mouth and fingers
- "YES!!! Remarks and opinions are two different things!! and if ANY of you want to argue about it, LET'S HAVE ONE, cause i'm always up for a good discussion!! Hell yeah i am!! *pulling up sleeves*
+ "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I'M TRYING TO GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP HERE!!!"

STORIES > It is about life in words and chapters of fiction
- "mostly it is composed of short stories, preferably like to be called 'shorties' *fixing glasses* and discontinuities of longer stories separated in several chapters. Now--"
+ "hey, can i have my brain back?"

OVERHEARD CONV. > It is about the things that i just can't help but to write about
- "oh yes. besides stalking, my OTHER duty is to listen to the accidental overheard conversation."
+ "*tcih* puhlease..."

BLOG > It is about things that occur in my life and mind
- "..."
+ "shut the fuck up, or i'll blow your ugly face off!!!"

So you see?
You really shouldn't spread or talk about these things.
*smiles*
*gets punched by Abraham Lincoln*

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